AGM: From The POV of An Insider!

Hi, My name is Mr Ex and I'm here to reveal the shocking truth behind the role of EACH position in the committee! *drum roll* Note that my identity should be kept anonymous to protect myself from being mentally tortured or squeezed to death by the semi construction truck parked at the end of Vimiera Rd.

Lets start with the position at the top of the hierarchy; the IT Director...i mean The PRESIDENT!
President plays an important part in the organisation. Besides the boring job specifications stated in previous post, by being President, you can meet beautiful ladies/guys all around Sydney for FREE. And if you're lucky, you might end up being in a relationship with them! Still not buying? Ask our ex-President Shawn Shim! :P

The Vice President, on the other hand, has the role of knocking, slapping or even spanking the President whenever he/she feels needed to make sure that the President does his job. VP usually has the opposite personality of the P. Thus, P and VP cannot be the same person because that will mean the P cum VP has a split personality, isn't it? Relationship status? Well, history has shown that VP has had/is having a relationship with fellow committee member :P

Next, the Honorary Secretary, his/her job is to jot down meeting minutes and other stuffs that involve brain and hands at the same time. Therefore, it is important for the coming S to have the same criteria. If the S only knows how to use the brain, then just wait for VP to hand in his/her hands on your face.

The Treasurer unlike popular beliefs, doesn't need to have an accounting knowledge. Just 6 credit points from MATH 100-levels will do the trick. Special considerations will be given to anyone who is deemed cheapskate by the Board.

Social Director is one of the positions that has 2 empty seats. As the name suggested, SDs must be able to socialize with the public like presidential candidates fishing for votes. SDs also must be able to stay sober after drinking 2 gallons of alco and have the guts to say "Show me some ID please!" to the club's bouncer.

Sports Director has 2 empty spots too and you don't need to be good at sports. Someone who have experience competing at state-level should suffice. People with extra rackets may receive favourable votes from the Board.

Next is Cultural Director which also has 2 empty seats. You must be able to cook awesome food or at least be able to search for recipes and apply it excellently. You must have experience or interest in cultural performances or gained Level 12 aka 'Batu 12' in Batu Seremban game.

Activities Director or previously known as Public Relation Director must have the ability to think outside the box. He/she must have a facebook account and the kind of person who like to poke someone and invite people to add applications.

Publisher starts working after the event is done. History has shown that the Publisher usually is the one who did the dishes after events and wrote its recap for blog and the annual newsletter.

IT Director jeng jeng jeng..plays the most important role of all. You will be the one who are close to members using the website and blog as the way of communication. Don't worry, you don't have to know HTML codes. You just have to know Flash and MySQL. HTML is so yesterday dude. History also has shown that IT Director is indeed good looking. Enough said.

That's all from me. I hope you guys have an insight of the true role of each committee member. Any misunderstandings and biased information are by no mistake my intentions. My apologies.

Just remember that this is not a competition. So don't worry, Win or Lose...


Win OR Lose


Only 2...either you win. Or you lose...


Goodluck!

Mr Ex

p/s: You guys do realize I made up most of the above right? So come to our AGM on 17 September and run for your favourite spot! 4-7 pm at Lindsay Room, Level 3, U@MQ Building (above the food court). See you there!